ImpatiencePre-order our new Single 'Impatience' right here, right now.
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Chick LitOrder our new Single 'Chick Lit' right here, right now. We're even giving you a choice of CD or Vinyl, and NOW Downloads
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With Love and SqualorOur debut album: Where else will you get accurate photos of kittens that are guaranteed to be accurate?
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Brain Thrust MasteryAvailable on both CD and Vinyl, and Now Downloads the choice is all yours.
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Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt (re-release)Our 4th UK single, same as the first, because history goes in circles. B-sides are a cover of The Ronettes “Be My Baby” and the fun-for-the-whole-family, as-long-as-they’re-all-over-18, “Ram It Home”.
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It’s A HitOur third UK single, with ‘Explosive' track “It’s A Hit”; a song we used to call “Mellow Buzz Kill” that we now call “Surprise”; and the harmony-heavy, countrified version of single 2: “Great Escape Under The Sea.”
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 Our shirts are 100% cotton American Apparel. They feel damn good when you get them on. Unlike lesser quality cotton shirts that tend to sit rather boxily on the wearer, these guys are slinky; they hug you gently; they rest lightly upon your protuberances and snuggle articulately into your depressions. On a day when you don’t feel like representing our band, turn your shirt inside out and it becomes the best blank tee you can remember owning. Click on images to see a larger image - Click on Boys or Girls to add to basket |
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Stacked Scientist Shirt / WhiteWhen saying loud, saying it proud gets you nowhere, say it three fucking times. It works every it as well.
Multicolor Gill Sans typography set on a White t-shirt. |
Stacked Scientist Shirt / BlackWhen saying loud, saying it proud gets you nowhere, say it three fucking times. It works every it as well.
Multicolor Gill Sans typography set on a Black t-shirt. |
Zombie / BlackBrains. Delicious brains. For all you Girl Zombies out there. Black shirt with pink print. |
Zombie / PinkFor the fan whose love of the undead is tempered by his love for pastel shirts. Pink shirt with black print. |
Kitten Skeleton Hoody / BlackTrick people into thinking you have a zip hoody with X-ray pockets. Black hoody with white print. |
Cat / BrownOh, what a nice, bland Brown shirt. Just that tasteful little Bone-colored insignia near the bottom.
Cat head, brown on brown, peering out at your friends with sangfroid, regality, and an unmistakable dose of disrespect. |
Trust / YellowThis is a fun shirt, a menacing shirt, a Yellow shirt with a Blue design. The XS size is cap-sleeved and fitted for girls,
who—thank god—have their own distinct delightful shape. |
I Are Scientists / NavyOh look: a leftover stash of our classic “I Are Scientists” shirt in Navy with Pale Yellow text. Not a ton of these lying around,
so consider this a limited engagement. Or possibly a garage sale. |
Eggs / GreyRoll up, Roll up get you WAS Eggs right here, this Grey Tshirt with Pale Yellow design is a winner everytime.
'I went to the We Are Scientists show and all I got where these lousy eggs in my chest' text will get you noticed everywhere you go. |
Hart and Fox / YellowHunting season is on us again, and what better way to start is with this Hart and Fox Yellow with Blue detail, T-shirt.
So get yours and start on the WAS Hunt for the Hart and Fox in the forest. |
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What Would We Are Scientists Do? / Black and PinkFor those who require a moral compass that looks great with most outfits. |
Tote Bag / NaturalPerfect for 12” records, organic groceries or Cats. |
